how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

well if a woodchuck could chuck wood then a wood chuck would chuck wood

my ending is

but since a woodchuck dont chuck wood then a woodchuck wont chuck wood.. and if the woodchuck would chuck wood like a woodchuck should chuck wood..then the wood chucked from a woodchuck would be as chucked as wood chucked if a woodchuck would chuck wood ...


yes i can say it all under 12 seconds (all 82 syllables)... no slips or stutters nor pauses.

it's recorded and posted... let my proof be known... i AM the fastest on DM.